🩺 "I Triage Your Drama Last" – Funny Nurse Mug
You’ve seen it all. Code blues, 12-hour shifts, back-to-back callouts... and now Becky from HR wants to vent about her weekend?
Yeah… not today, Becky.
This mug says what every overworked, under-caffeinated nurse is thinking — loud and clear.
Perfect for night shifts, breakroom power-sips, or just letting coworkers know that drama goes straight to the bottom of your priority list.
☕ Details that slap harder than Monday morning meds:
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Bold, minimalist black text with a red medical cross — classic, clinical, savage
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11oz or 15oz ceramic mug (you choose how much caffeine you need to survive)
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Microwave + dishwasher safe (because ain’t nobody got time for handwashing)
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Perfect gift for ICU warriors, ER legends, and any nurse with a dark sense of humor
🎁 Give it to your favorite nurse. Or better yet, keep it for yourself — you’ve earned it.
